婚姻幽默
[b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=black][size=14pt][b]Wife: 'What are you doing?' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=宋体][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]妻：你在作什麼啊？[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=black]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=black][size=14pt][b]Husband : Nothing. [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]夫：沒作什麼。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=blue]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=black][size=14pt][b]Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=black]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=black][size=14pt][b]Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=black]
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[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=green][size=14pt][b]Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]妻：[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=green]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]要吃晚餐嗎？[/b][/size][/color][/size][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=green]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=green][size=14pt][b]Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]夫：[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=green]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]當然！我可以選擇嗎？[/b][/size][/color][/size][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=green]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=green][size=14pt][b]Wife : 'Yes or no.' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]妻：要或不要。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=red]
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[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=#ff6600][size=14pt][b]妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=#ff9900]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=#ff6600][size=14pt][b]夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=blue]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=#ff6600][size=14pt][b]妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=blue]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=#ff6600][size=14pt][b]夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=red]
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[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=maroon]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=maroon]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=red]
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[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=#ff8100][size=14pt][b]Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=#ff8100]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=#ff8100][size=14pt][b]Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=maroon]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=#ff8100][size=14pt][b]Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=red]
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[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=purple][size=14pt][b]A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=blue]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=purple][size=14pt][b]'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=blue][size=14pt][b]女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
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[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=#a13f00][size=14pt][b]Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=#ff6600][size=14pt][b]女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=#a13f00]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=#a13f00][size=14pt][b]The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=#ff6600][size=14pt][b]男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=red]
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[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=black][size=14pt][b]A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' [/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b]
[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=inherit][size=4][color=black]
[/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=black][size=14pt][b]He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=black]
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[b][font=宋体][size=4][color=maroon][size=14pt][b]他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。[/b][/size][/color][/size][/font][/b] sf ;P ;P ;P 'I like your sense of humor 'I like your sense of humor ;P ;P
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